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Author - Anonymous Date - 30/10/2009
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Things I don't understand....Why oh Why Part 1
Why oh Why

I live in south London there are things that goes on round here that I just don’t understand, here are five of them that I want to share with you. Meh!

Dark glasses in dark places
Picture this you’re in a night club there is lots of people around the place is full. Your favourite funky track is playing people are starting to get hyped, this is your song. You make the gun fingers, slightly bend your knees you’re just about to skank (dance to some folk) and someone bumps you from behind, WTF? The person turns and looks at you, and to your surprise inside the rave, the dark rave, this person is wearing dark glasses and is walking around like the leader of the Black Panthers. Why would you wear dark glasses in a dark place? Let me draw you to the attention of the purpose of sun glasses; usually enclose or protect the eye pupil in order to prevent strong light, ultraviolet (UV) rays from penetrating – Wikipedia. Prevents strong light from penetrating your eyes, so why in the rave FOOL, the most annoying part is that you become a health and safety hazard, and you look stupid. If you know any of these people it’s your duty to report them if you’re in a rave, details below.

http://www.hse.gov.uk/contact/index.htm

Black on black crime
Every day I open the newspaper and sigh, not a sigh of relief, I sigh because of sadness, confusion, discontent. The title in itself needs no explanation, and extends further than just the premise of black on black crime. Youth crime in general is a problem in the UK; the government hide behind statistics and will try to convince people the situation is improving, but it NOT improving. This issue is an area that I understand will take time, but it’s an issue that not understandable nevertheless. Foolish people!

Playing music on your phone out loud, when you have headphones
After a long day at work your sitting on public transport its 6.30PM on a Monday, it’s dark because its winter. You’re pissed off because you’re thinking about your summer that seemed to fly by, thinking about the time you spent on the beach enjoying the sun, the music, your friends and the long summer days. Picture this from the back of the bus at full volume yes full volume the boy who previously had headphones on now wants to share his music out loud with the world, and what tune is playing, yes you guessed it “Are you going to Bang Thou”. The 4 boys sit there glazing around the bus looking for disapproval from passengers because they obviously have nothing better to do, and what makes it worse they find it funny, how foolish can you be. If you know anyone again who does this it your duty to report them, this time we are not going to just report them obviously because they have nothing better to do but annoy the general public we need to send them as far away as possible. I think the army would be the best place. Let’s see if you want to play your music out loud when bullets are flying over your head FOOL! Details below

http://www.army.mod.uk/

Music - Are you going to Bang Thou


Why is it girls are never satisfied
In the words of James Bond - “The world is not enough”, so don’t attempt to answer this question. You give a girl the world for her birthday, she would be thinking about the moon for Christmas. That was a quote from me...Write that down guys and never forget it.

Skinny Jeans on guys
Now I was going to rip into skinny jeans then I remembered I have a pair of fitted jeans myself. I don’t want to be a hypocrite and start cussing skinny jeans and I own a pair myself. Now I am not sure if skinny jeans and fitted jeans are the same, because my fitted jeans look dope, making this point irrelevant.
The people I am talking about are when I can see boxers and big moon boot trainers, which my friend is not on, and does not look dope to me. You have a duty to report these people to the Fashion Police. If I am found guilty and my fitted jeans are the same as skinny jeans you have my word I will REPORT myself. Details below

Fashion Police - http://www.fashionpolice.org/

bah

 





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